Post by Slither on Jan 25, 2003 6:39:08 GMT -5
To combat the fact that Slither (as a 6 foot scaly lizard type creature) is simply not getting any action (and Ryosei is, damn him to hell), I took it upon myself to create a second character...
Name: Mistress Bonk-a-lot
Alias: Sweet-buns.
Age: Between 17 and 19.
Gender: Female
Status: Single and ready for action!
Race: Half-Elf
Class: Prostitute (for lizards).
Pirate or Sea Corp: Pirates!
Eyes: Sexy.
Hair: Long and sexy.
Facial Features: More sexy than you.
Height and Build: Exceptionally sexy. With an extremely large frontal region (if you know what I mean).
Style: She wears very little clothing, and no clothing at all when around Slither.
Weapons: You don't want to know where she keeps them.
History: While she was born an incredibly sexy half-elf, growing up in the Forests of Flidhaais simultaneously gave her a hatred of all male elves, especially those with blue eyebrows, and also gave her an unusual unstoppable attraction towards Lizards, especially pirate type ones.
Personality: She exists only to satisfy Slithers' unstoppable raging libido, for he is indeed a tall handsome stallion of a lizard.
Other useless facts: She'd bonk you too, if you were a lizard. But you aren't. Mwahahahahaha! She also has a inexplicable strange nervous affliction that causes her to throw furniture in the direction of all passing male blue-haired elves.
Name: Mistress Bonk-a-lot
Alias: Sweet-buns.
Age: Between 17 and 19.
Gender: Female
Status: Single and ready for action!
Race: Half-Elf
Class: Prostitute (for lizards).
Pirate or Sea Corp: Pirates!
Eyes: Sexy.
Hair: Long and sexy.
Facial Features: More sexy than you.
Height and Build: Exceptionally sexy. With an extremely large frontal region (if you know what I mean).
Style: She wears very little clothing, and no clothing at all when around Slither.
Weapons: You don't want to know where she keeps them.
History: While she was born an incredibly sexy half-elf, growing up in the Forests of Flidhaais simultaneously gave her a hatred of all male elves, especially those with blue eyebrows, and also gave her an unusual unstoppable attraction towards Lizards, especially pirate type ones.
Personality: She exists only to satisfy Slithers' unstoppable raging libido, for he is indeed a tall handsome stallion of a lizard.
Other useless facts: She'd bonk you too, if you were a lizard. But you aren't. Mwahahahahaha! She also has a inexplicable strange nervous affliction that causes her to throw furniture in the direction of all passing male blue-haired elves.
